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suck the dinosaur dick

hi im fatma and ive seen satan suck his dino dick


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nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box






fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden



emilyofthepen:

They get away with so much stuff on this show



deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage




gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*




vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…


canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me




klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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mole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark