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suck the dinosaur dick

hi im fatma and ive seen satan suck his dino dick


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catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”





closethediddlydarndoor:

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

tone it down a few notches satan



shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

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otakuhimesama:

There is no other picture that could more accurately describe my relationship with la robe vert Clair and almost every other brand dress out there XD LOLITA PLEASE BE CHEAPER PLEASE IM TOO POOR FOR BRAND.



superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me




50c:

tumblr needs to make a ass day and have a small ass icon right next to the tumblr logo like they did with doughnut day




pokemonyewest:

Hate gets you nowhere

You gotta be positive

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.




shamanshendu:

idelity:

Egypt, China, Russia and Iran’s governments have now all criticized the USA over the human rights being broken in Ferguson. 

What a fucking embarrassment.