just reminding everyone i have an ask box
this whole exchange was golden
They get away with so much stuff on this show
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*
when u miss the last step on the stairs
augustus u bitch
isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…
angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark